Leslies Joke

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This joke is appropriate since Leslie smacked into a cow!

Have your heard the story about the woman that was helping one of her cows give birth?

When she noticed her 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event the woman thought,

"Great... how am I going to explain all this to the mind of a 4 year old? I guess I'll just let him ask, and then I'll answer."

After everything was over, the woman walked back to the barn with her son to clean up. After a long suspense, the woman's curiosity overcame her.

"Well son, do you have any questions?" she asked.

"Just one," said the young son, still deep in thought. "How fast was that calf going when it hit that cow?"